My chickens so fancy

[spotzle]

I planted a pretty rose bush over by the chicken coop and every so often, when the blooms are spent I have my Gweneth Paltrow moment, tossing the no longer fresh flower petals over to the chickens where they happily gobble them up. I say Gweneth Paltrow moment because I swear this is something she'd do totally unironically.

"If you don't get your eggs from free range chickens fed on organic, pesticide free rose petals then you really are missing out. Try it!"

Comments

[katharhino]

I could actually see the artsy photography that would go along with this story. Are you wearing a chunky sweater by any chance? No? Why aren't you?

[spotzle]

Uh.... *looks down* actually yes. But it's a cotton blend not made from the first shearing of a fetal alpaca and imbued with the essence of yellow diamonds or something ridiculous like that.

I'm such a poser.

[frenchroast]

LOL, it does sound like something she'd do.